the adventures of charles the bear

This is what has been on my mind today. 

• A situation where the only natural answer is "That's true": People who pause mid-sentence because they've just, accidentally, rhymed. They pause just to say: "Hey, that rhymes." 
  

• Annoying thing: People who talk during movies don't annoy me. People who talk during the previews do. I love previews.
  

• Eternal question: Is it just me or does NOBODY know what MacGyver's first name is?
  

• People who are secretly into S&M: People who own boats. Congratulations, you just paid money to live uncomfortably. Absolutely sadistic.
  

• Coolest 38-year old: h.o.v.a, hands down. 
  

• Lamest nickname: Pharrell Williams AKA "Skateboard P". 
  

• General wondering: Who's the worst at living up to their last name, Jack Black or Barry White?
  

• Would you rather: Know that you were destined to marry a russian shotputter or have every third dog try to hump your leg?

• Most ironic performance 2007: Nelly Furtado at the Diana memorial concert, singing "Maneater". Snap.